The Flock Star Apron
Like grandma used to wear… if grandma was a stone-cold fox.
Bringing the retro heat in rich terracotta with a flurry of roosters, florals, and vintage charm, this egg apron is ready to gather your backyard bounty without looking like you raided a feed store. The Flock Star is the slightly-saucy sister of the “Mother Clucker” — still full of function, just with more floral realness and old-school sass.
• Holds 12 eggs in secure, individually pleated pockets — because you work too hard for broken yolks
• 100% cotton with a bold rooster and floral print on a soft tan background
• Backed and pocketed in deep terracotta — warm, earthy, and ready to strut
• Extra-long apron ties (approx. 84” across) for a flexible fit with full gather-while-you-gossip capability
Perfect for collecting eggs, baking from scratch, or chasing your chickens while yelling things like “I should’ve been a lounge singer!”
Vibe check: This one’s for the glam grannies, floral fanatics, and anyone who’s ever flirted with someone at the farmer’s market. If you bake, garden, and throw shade all in one outfit — welcome to your new favorite apron.