☕ The Atomic Queen — Weekender, Overnighter & General Life Hauler
PRODUCT DESCRIPTION:
Listen. You’ve got baggage — literal, emotional, and probably snacks — and The Atomic Queen is here to haul it ALL without breaking a sweat (or a strap).
This beast of a bag measures a full 16” wide x 15” tall x 5” deep, which basically makes it legally obligated to serve as your:
   •   Weekender bag
   •   Overnighter
   •   Day trip hauler
   •   Last-minute “throw it all in and we’ll sort it out later” solution
🧵 Built like she means it:
   •   100% cotton exterior, hand-cut and hand-quilted like a proper caffeine-fueled art project.
   •   Atomic retro housewife print with pops of red, black, and gray, pieced together on every side — even the bottom got some love.
   •   Fully lined interior in matching sassy coffee print because there’s no such thing as too much drama.
   •   Double slip pocket on one side for fast grabs: phone, snacks, lip gloss, backup snacks.
   •   Zipper pocket on the other for the things you don’t trust the universe with.
   •   1.5” wide nylon/cotton webbing straps in matching colors — quadruple-stitched because we don’t play games with structural integrity.
   •   ADHD brainchild, fully supervised by caffeine, bad decisions, and a little bit of “how big can I actually make this?”
💅 VIBE CHECK:
She’s not just a bag. She’s a portable command center for your mildly unhinged life. If Mary Poppins, Betty Draper, and your favorite unmedicated aunt made a bag — this would be it.
One of a kind. Just like your beautiful chaotic energy.