Chaotic Monarch Glam Bag – Down & Dirty Collection
Dirty Deets:
• Measures approx. 9” wide x 6.5” tall x 3” deep (or customize as needed)
• Top is made from cotton printed with butterflies, blossoms, and barely-contained energy
• The bottom panel is a bold cobalt blue faux leather—thick, textured, and ready to handle your nonsense
• Finished with a zipper top, a boxed bottom, and a whole lot of attitude
• Fully lined in a color-coordinated cotton because even chaos needs structure
• Bonus detail: includes a metal butterfly zipper charm, just in case you weren’t sure this bag came to slay
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Suggested Uses:
• Makeup, meds, mystery snacks
• Daily essentials for feral garden queens
• That stuff you swear you’re going to organize (but won’t)
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Vibe Check:
She flutters in looking like sunshine, but don’t be fooled—she’s got dirt under her nails and opinions about your HOA. If you’re growing, glowing, or low-key spiraling, she’s your ride-or-die.